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Charlie Sheen: spektakuläre Pöbel-Kernschmelze

Charlie SheenSo langsam aber sicher wird Charlie Sheen zum Tabloid-Liebling Nummer 1: Kurz vor Wiederaufnahme der Dreharbeiten zu TWO AND A HALF MEN gab der Gute ein Radiointerview in der ALEX JONES SHOW, wo er sich dermaßen in Rage redete, dass Mel Gibson eigentlich am Montag seinen nächsten Film starten kann.

Giftspritzende Ausraster gibt es ja so einige in der Geschichte Hollywoods, doch so eine umfassende Kernschmelze wie bei Mr. Sheen ist dann doch nochmal eine neue Stufe auf der psychopathischen Größenwahnsinn-Leiter. Besonders viel Fett bekam Chuck Lorre ab, der Co-Chef von TWO AND A HALF MEN, aber auch seine Nutten, die Anonymen Alkoholiker oder Thomas Jefferson (äh, gemeint ist der amerikanische Präsident!?) wurden einen Kopf kürzer gemacht.

Eine erste und sehr drastische Reaktion ließ nicht lange auf sich warten: Warner und CBS sagten die restlichen Folgen für die laufende Staffel kurzerhand ab. Der genaue Wortlaut der Entscheidung: “Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of TWO AND A HALF MEN for the remainder of the season.”

So, und was hat er jetzt während des Radiointerviews so von sich gegeben? Die nächsten Zeilen gehören einigen ausgewählten Höhepunkten, und ganz unten dann kann man die ganzen 19 Minuten als Stream erleben. Was soll man sagen: Diplomatie und Bescheidenheit gehören eher nicht zu Charlie Sheens Stärken.

Charlie Sheen über seine Mitmenschen:
„I’m dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. Its strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don’t have time for these clowns. I don’t have time for their judgment or their stupidity. They lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children in front of their loser lives and then they look at me and say, ‚I can’t process it.‘ Well no you never will. Just sit back and enjoy the show.“

Charlie Sheen über Chuck Lorre:
„I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that this un-evolved mind cannot process. I’ve spent, I think, close to the last decade I don’t know effortlessly and magically converted your tin can into pure gold. And the gratitude I get is this charlatan chose not to do his job, which is to write.“

Charlie Sheen Chuck Lorre

Chuck Lorre & Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen über seine Partynutten:
„If I bring up these turds, these … losers, there’s no reason to then bring them back into the fold because I have real fame, they have nothing. They have zero. They have that night. And I will forget about them as the last image of them exits my beautiful home. And they will get out there and they will sell me and they will lose. Bring me a frickin‘ challenge. It just ain’t there.“

Charlie Sheen über seine Sucht:
„I have a disease? Bulls–. I cured it with my mind. It’s all good guys. Quit panicking. No panic, no judgment. You can kill me but you do not have the right to judge me. I can’t use the word sober because that’s a term from those people, and I have cleansed myself. I have closed my eyes and in a nanosecond I cured myself from this ridiculous. It’s just the work of sissies. The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning. You know?“

Charlie Sheen über die Anonymen Alkoholiker:
“I don’t subscribe to any part of the model. They brainwashed my friends and my family. This bootleg cult arrogantly referred to as Alcohol Anonymous now supports a 5% success rate. My success rate is 100%. Do the math…One of their stupid mottos is ‚Don’t be special, be one of us.‘ News flash: I am special and I will never be one of you…’Oh, we have to all sit in here and touch ourselves and frown.‘ Well, you don’t look like you’re having a lot of fun. I’m going to hang out with these two smokin‘ hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view.“

Charlie Sheen über sich selbst:
„I’m a high-priest Vatican assassin warlock. I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p***y! But I dare anyone to debate me on things. I’m so tired of pretending like my life isn’t perfect and bitchin’ and just winning every second. I’m not perfect, and bitching and just delivering the goods at every fucking turn.”

Charlie Sheen über seine Feinde:
“I’m done. It’s on. Bring it. As I say. I ain’t hiding. You know? And if you’re part of my family, I will love you violently. If you infiltrate and try to hurt my family, I will murder you violently.“


Neulich bei Reihe Sieben:
Two and a half men – weia, das Geld!
Charlie Sheen als Computerspiel

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Autor:
Martin Beck
Niemals krank, weint heimlich, schläft ruhig.



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